September 2011
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When you see someone do math without a calculator…
johntot:
Sep 1st
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At McDonalds.
Worker: What can I get for you today?
Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets.
Worker: You mean McNuggets?
Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing.
Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets.
Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too?
Worker: No, they're just fries.
Me: Why?
Worker: Why do you care?
Me: I'm a customer, I deserve to know.
Worker: Well I don't know...
Me: Well unless you can tell me, I will leave this McDonalds with my McMoney and never come back to this McShitHole.
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When My Mom thinks She's Funny
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How I react when I realize school starts soon
lukevoice: lmao @ the GIF
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When your friend makes a bad joke
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend....
excuse-my-charisma:
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